Britain’s #1 surreal comedy web series… presumably (We’ll look into it)

Colin’s problem isn’t that he’s a prick, or that he’s hopeless at human interaction. It isn’t his face, it isn’t his bank balance and it isn’t his utter lack of charm, wit, tact, grace and back-bone! Colin’s problem is that he just sort of…wanders off sometimes. That and he’s a prick!
In fact the only people that seem to like him are animals, small children, weirdoes and grown men who can’t get girlfriends. Hand Island may just be the perfect place for him.
Voted Most Likely To: “Get out of my face!!!!!!”